How to be invited to the Oak Table

1) Write excellent technical papers about Oracle … (CHECK)
2) Possess a mixture of intelligence, dignity and fun … (CHECK)
3) Know a few good drinking games … (CHECK)
4) Wear a pair of clogs while presenting … (CHECK)

See? It’s easy!

Welcome, Alex G. I can’t think of a more suitable member. It’s a shame I couldn’t have a beer with you today …

(I suppose I’ll be accused of either jumping the gun, betraying another secret or stealing Marco’s scoop again, depending on the viewing angle but, you know, I’ll get over it 😉)

15 comments

  1. OK. That does it. Snubbed once again despite meeting all the criteria (well #3 mainly). I am now starting a rival organisation:

    ‘The rapidly but poorly assembled Ikea pine table (Knoppler) with three missing screws and a wonky leg – association.’

    1. Andy, make the right noise and I’m in.
      By that I mean: pick the right drinking habit.
      I’ll even contribute the cheap pine table and a few plastic chairs!
      😉

    2. Have you *tried* the clogs?

      No commitment, you see. Being extremely committed to drinking games isn’t nearly enough.

    1. Con-ga-rats, Alex!
      Hardly a surprise it’d happen, from my limited time with you here.

      But does that mean I have to finish that bottle of port on my own?

      I sincerely hope not!
      🙂

  2. Hmmm… Doug, you’ve scooped us all. I didn’t see any email on the OakTable list about that…but, nonetheless, Alex is a most welcome addition!

    1. Yes, mmmm, well … I’ve just sent a mail to the list.

      In my defence

      a) Marco mentioned it first, honest!
      b) I’m not to be trusted

      Even if I get thrown out for bad behaviour, Alex is a more than suitable replacement.

      Honestly …. the trouble that Marco guy gets me into! 😉

  3. @Alex: Well done (on all 4 points) and more of course – Congrats!.

    @Doug: Sorry, Doug I am learning the game (learn, adapt, conquer) – a 1 hour latency was build in before sending the message 😉

    @Maxim: You have no idea how fast you can run with those originals (ehh not), so a mile will be a loooooong way to go. And BTW, the “shoes” will have survived but you feet is another question…

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