{"id":1525,"date":"2009-10-12T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-12T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/?p=1525"},"modified":"2009-10-12T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-12T12:00:00","slug":"oow-2009-the-jonathan-lewis-comedy-hour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/12\/oow-2009-the-jonathan-lewis-comedy-hour\/","title":{"rendered":"OOW 2009 &#8211; The Jonathan Lewis Comedy Hour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it&#8217;s definitely a cold. Made it to bed just after 1 after a party which had convinced me I was feeling better, only to wake up stuffed with the cold, completely convinced that I&#8217;d slept in. It was 4:45 &#128577; Bizarrely, I feel fully refreshed sleep-wise, but blocked up with cold. Just one &#8216;normal&#8217; day would be nice &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Many thanks to Jeremiah Wilton for herding Oak Table cats into two transports out of town and for showing up with these &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"serendipity_image_link\" href=\"\/serendipity\/uploads\/oakribbon1.jpg\"><!-- s9ymdb:252 --><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" class=\"serendipity_image_center\" height=\"448\" src=\"\/serendipity\/uploads\/xoakribbon1.jpg.pagespeed.ic.3zERKY-0YZ.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px none ; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px\" width=\"336\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The party was well worth it &#8211; tons of lovely food, excellent company and a few drinks here and there &#8211; and one snippet I did pick up is that Jonathan Lewis will be doing an <a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.oracle.com\/page\/Oracle+OpenWorld+Unconference\">Unconference<\/a> presentation at 10:00 this morning &#8211; <em>&#8220;How to become an expert&#8221;<\/em>. Typical &#8211; decided to go up against Charles Phillips&#8217; Keynote. Now far be it from me to say that he might even consider writing the presentation in the middle of a party, the night before, (Jonathan, I mean, not Charles) but if that <em>was<\/em> true I think it&#8217;s in keeping with the informal spirit of the Unconference! At one point I tried to convince him in the middle of a run of funny stories that perhaps he should just do stand-up comedy for the hour. I also pointed out that perhaps he ought to stick to the Oracle-related presentations. We&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n<p>As the Unconference rooms are fairly small, can I just point out that I will be attending and will be sharing my germs with everyone. Perhaps better if you stay away, in fact, and guarantee that I can find a seat. <\/p>\n<p><em>Disclosure: I&#8217;m attending this year&#8217;s Openworld Conference at the<br \/>\ninvitation of the Oracle ACE Director program, which is paying my<br \/>\ntravel and accommodation expenses. The time off work is my own choice.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it&#8217;s definitely a cold. Made it to bed just after 1 after a party which had convinced me I was feeling better, only to wake up stuffed with the cold, completely convinced that I&#8217;d slept in. It was 4:45 &#128577; Bizarrely, I feel fully refreshed sleep-wise, but blocked up with cold. Just one &#8216;normal&#8217;&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/12\/oow-2009-the-jonathan-lewis-comedy-hour\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">OOW 2009 &#8211; The Jonathan Lewis Comedy Hour<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":850,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/01\/i-just-drove-to-work-with-jonathan-lewis\/","url_meta":{"origin":1525,"position":0},"title":"I just drove to work with Jonathan Lewis","date":"March 1, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Prompted by Mark Rittman's blog, I downloaded the interview with Jonathan Lewis from DBAZine. 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However, this automated feed business seems to work reasonably well and ensured that I noticed several cracking new articles\u2026","rel":"","context":"With 1 comment","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":950,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/20\/jonathan-debunks-another-don-article\/","url_meta":{"origin":1525,"position":4},"title":"Jonathan debunks another Don article","date":"August 20, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"I see that Jonathan Lewis has examined one of Don Burleson\ufffds recent articles in more detail When I saw this article via a posting on Radoslav Rusinov\ufffds blog, I figured it wouldn\ufffdt be too long before it was questioned and Jonathan\ufffds the very man to do so. 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