{"id":771,"date":"2006-05-24T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-24T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/?p=771"},"modified":"2006-05-24T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-24T12:00:00","slug":"scottish-round-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/24\/scottish-round-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Scottish Round-up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At the end of a horrible 24 hours consolidating Test\/Development servers here are a couple of Scottish links. I&#8217;ve been holding back this blog because of a cow but I&#8217;m still waiting to get my camera back from my daughter. All will become clear later.<\/p>\n<p>First, in a comment to an earlier blog, Joel Garry pointed out this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.signonsandiego.com\/uniontrib\/20060518\/news_1c18bum.html\">San Diego\/Edinburgh link<\/a>, complete with animal references!<\/p>\n<p>Next, Tom Kyte sent me <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/scotland\/4994174.stm\">this link<\/a>. Apparently you only need to be able to speak in a funny accent to become one of us. If you are planning on making the leap, do bear in mind that <a href=\"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/?p=785\">We Do Not Use Keys<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/wedonotuse.blogspot.com\/2006\/05\/one-or-two.html\">Washing Facilities<\/a>. We Do Eat Deep-fried Mars Bars, apparently. On a more serious note, I&#8217;m happy to say the survey results reflect my personal experience. Scotland has long-standing immigrant communities, particularly from the Indian sub-continent, Italy (and most places probably). When I hear a broad Scottish accent coming from any colour face, I must admit I tend to think &#8216;Scottish&#8217; before I think Indian or whatever. That&#8217;s not to say that Scotland isn&#8217;t a racist country &#8211; I&#8217;m sure you can find those attitudes in most countries &#8211; but that&#8217;s not the way I see things. If you read that article, the joke is how negative our views are towards the English in comparison. However, we&#8217;re only little (even with the added height from the enormous chips on our shoulders) and they&#8217;re big enough to take it &#128521;<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s face it, I&#8217;m going to have to listen to football commentators assume I care as much about England as they do for the next month and a bit. I&#8217;m looking forward to that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the end of a horrible 24 hours consolidating Test\/Development servers here are a couple of Scottish links. I&#8217;ve been holding back this blog because of a cow but I&#8217;m still waiting to get my camera back from my daughter. All will become clear later. First, in a comment to an earlier blog, Joel Garry&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/24\/scottish-round-up\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Scottish Round-up<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1605,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/18\/advert-ukoug-scottish-conference-next-week\/","url_meta":{"origin":771,"position":0},"title":"Advert: UKOUG Scottish Conference next week","date":"May 18, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Is it really that time already? I'll be working in London, but for those of you who can make it, this just in from Thomas Presslie ...\"The annual Scottish Oracle Conference is being held in Glasgow on 27th May 2010.\u00a0 Now with five streams and keynote by David Callaghan, Senior\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1190,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/27\/while-the-chief\/","url_meta":{"origin":771,"position":1},"title":"While The Chief &#8230;","date":"January 27, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Song of the Week, particularly towards the second half, has been 'Sunshine on Leith'. Now I know I'm home-sick \ud83d\ude09 (I also know this will break off relations between Andy C and I forever.) So, to be about as wildly off-topic (Oracle, moaning and cuddly toys) as I've ever been\u2026","rel":"","context":"With 5 comments","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":975,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/08\/oug-scotland\/","url_meta":{"origin":771,"position":2},"title":"OUG Scotland","date":"June 8, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"I've been having a good time over the past day or two. Yesterday I gave the PX presentation to the Scottish branch of the OUG. As usual, I ran way over so I'm going to have to stop trying to 'do' PX in 45 minutes. I wasn't that happy with\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1325,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/27\/i-was-a-danish-stunt-double\/","url_meta":{"origin":771,"position":3},"title":"I was a Danish Stunt Double","date":"September 27, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"... or is it a Scottish Stunt Double? I'm not sure. I had originally planned to attend only the afternoon part of next week's OUG Scotland conference. That way I would be able to spend the morning in work and still catch a few presentations I want to see. However,\u2026","rel":"","context":"With 4 comments","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":934,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/07\/another-apology\/","url_meta":{"origin":771,"position":4},"title":"Another Apology","date":"October 7, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"I've received several emails pointing out Don Burleson's apology for calling me British instead of Scottish that was on his website (but has been removed now). I asked Don to take it down for a few reasons :-I was born and remain British. I was born and remain Scottish.The two\u2026","rel":"","context":"With 7 comments","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1579,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/09\/hotsos-2010-my-presentation\/","url_meta":{"origin":771,"position":5},"title":"Hotsos 2010 &#8211; My Presentation","date":"March 9, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"I really don't know how to blog about this because every time I feel I'm honestly self-critical, everyone thinks I'm close to suicide or something. I like to think I notice both the good and the bad but am probably more likely to speak openly about the bad. 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