{"id":785,"date":"2006-05-10T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-10T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/?p=785"},"modified":"2006-05-10T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-10T12:00:00","slug":"we-do-not-use-keys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/10\/we-do-not-use-keys\/","title":{"rendered":"We Do Not Use Keys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, let me start by issuing a loud and fair warning. If you don&#8217;t like industrial-strength bad language, skip this blog and find something else to read. Equally, you probably don&#8217;t want to have your speakers turned on in the middle of a quiet office when you open this link. However, the audience at yesterday&#8217;s user group event seemed to find this hilarious (well the ones who were laughing drowned out everyone else).<\/p>\n<p>I promised <a href=\"http:\/\/wedonotuse.blogspot.com\">Mogens<\/a> that I would post <a href=\"http:\/\/oracledoug.com\/images\/thomas.avi\">this<\/a> <span style=\"font-style: italic\">(Which is a <span style=\"font-weight: bold\">19Mb<\/span> video file)<\/span>. I think it&#8217;s a useful warning to anyone who might decide to have Mogens stay at your house. Mogens was staying at Thomas Presslie&#8217;s place the night before the user group meeting. The pair of them went out drinking at a local pub and this is what happened when they got home. Apparently in Scotland &#8216;We Do Not Use Keys&#8217; (if you want to read about other things We Do Not Use, look <a href=\"http:\/\/wedonotuse.com\/\">here<\/a>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, let me start by issuing a loud and fair warning. If you don&#8217;t like industrial-strength bad language, skip this blog and find something else to read. Equally, you probably don&#8217;t want to have your speakers turned on in the middle of a quiet office when you open this link. However, the audience at yesterday&#8217;s&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/10\/we-do-not-use-keys\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">We Do Not Use Keys<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1089,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/29\/miracle-dbf-day-1\/","url_meta":{"origin":785,"position":0},"title":"Miracle DBF &#8211; Day 1","date":"September 29, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"These Miracle guys (and girls) certainly know how to stage an event. My highlights of the last 24 hours includeSitting in the baby seats at the back of Mogens 7-seater, surrounded by everyone's luggage and some goat food, with Jonathan Lewis lording it at the front. Mogens has a really\u2026","rel":"","context":"With 1 comment","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":839,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/09\/hotsos-day-3-wrap-up\/","url_meta":{"origin":785,"position":1},"title":"Hotsos &#8211; Day 3 &#8211; Wrap-up","date":"March 9, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Sorry I didn't blog much yesterday but I ended up having some things to take care of in the morning that I wasn't expecting, both presentation-related and not. In the end, I didn't manage to attend very much. I feel I've let everyone down \ud83d\ude09 One of my friends sent\u2026","rel":"","context":"With 2 comments","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1441,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/24\/hold-on-a-minute\/","url_meta":{"origin":785,"position":2},"title":"Hold on a Minute!","date":"September 24, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"If Mogens, Anjo and Cary are in the OTN lounge, meeting their (cough) fans, who the hell is looking after The Cave?!","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/18.133.199.212\/wp-content\/uploads\/recovered\/mogens.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":975,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/08\/oug-scotland\/","url_meta":{"origin":785,"position":3},"title":"OUG Scotland","date":"June 8, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"I've been having a good time over the past day or two. Yesterday I gave the PX presentation to the Scottish branch of the OUG. As usual, I ran way over so I'm going to have to stop trying to 'do' PX in 45 minutes. I wasn't that happy with\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1325,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/27\/i-was-a-danish-stunt-double\/","url_meta":{"origin":785,"position":4},"title":"I was a Danish Stunt Double","date":"September 27, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"... or is it a Scottish Stunt Double? I'm not sure. I had originally planned to attend only the afternoon part of next week's OUG Scotland conference. That way I would be able to spend the morning in work and still catch a few presentations I want to see. However,\u2026","rel":"","context":"With 4 comments","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1211,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/23\/the-continuing-tale-of-rbs\/","url_meta":{"origin":785,"position":5},"title":"The Continuing Tale of RBS","date":"February 23, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"I remember reading this posting on Mogens Norgaard's blog, leaning back in my seat somewhat smugly and thinking - 'Oh, yes. UK anti-money-laundering legislation. I know all about that. Poor man'. Well, without wanting to be too unkind to RBS who are just following the rules, I've had my own\u2026","rel":"","context":"With 3 comments","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=785"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}