{"id":847,"date":"2006-03-06T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-06T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/?p=847"},"modified":"2006-03-06T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-06T12:00:00","slug":"hotsos-day-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/06\/hotsos-day-0\/","title":{"rendered":"Hotsos &#8211; Day 0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/oracledoug.com\/images\/hotsos7.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/oracledoug.com\/images\/hotsos7.jpg?w=750\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/><\/a><span>Well, that&#8217;s me registered. Despite all my best efforts to get some sleep this afternoon and hopefully get myself back in sync, it didn&#8217;t happen. I went for a liquid lunch with <a href=\"http:\/\/oraclesponge.blogspot.com\/\">David Aldridge<\/a> who turns out to be the nice guy and cantankerous old British b*gger I expected and then spent the afternoon waiting in vain for sleep to come.<\/p>\n<p>I gave in just before registration, headed downstairs and bumped into a few friendly faces. David assured me that registration wasn&#8217;t open yet and things were quiet but when we eventually took a stroll through, the queues were long. I thought I&#8217;d registered for printed materials but it turned out I hadn&#8217;t so I just got a schedule, notepad, pen and a copy of the current Oracle Magazine (I hope Mark Rittman&#8217;s on royalties).<\/p>\n<p>By this stage I was hopelessly jet-lagged, cranky, &#8216;tired and emotional&#8217; but I had an interesting chat with David, Koert, Jonathan and guy-from-Pythain-whose-name-I-can&#8217;t-remember about presentations, Science, Oracle and all that stuff. I misheard Jonathan at one point and thought I&#8217;d have an email containing 20 comments on the latest paper when I got back to my room. It turns out I don&#8217;t have the email but that doesn&#8217;t make the comments go away! Strangely, I&#8217;m not quite as wound up as I would normally be about the flaws in the paper because I&#8217;ve enjoyed the experience and all the scripts are there for anyone to run, get their own results and comment on them. At the very least it&#8217;s a true tale of experimenting with an interesting Oracle feature. I&#8217;m quite pleased that it&#8217;s got people talking and thinking about the subject in any case (I&#8217;ve heard that from quite a few people now) and getting the environment sorted out at home means I can take it as far as I want to from here. Every time someone says, &#8216;but did you try &#8230;.&#8217; (because, believe me, there are lots of things to try) I can say &#8216;No, but there&#8217;s nothing to stop you from trying it&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>However, when Jonathan pointed out that the reason I could only ever get 385 slaves was that I had processes set to 400, it was one mistake too many for me. Warning &#8211; moment of jet-lagged emotional honesty coming up &#8230;. Mistakes might be interesting in some cases, but I&#8217;m getting a little tired of making them and I&#8217;m on a bad run at the moment. Makes me wonder whether it&#8217;s worth bothering, really. I remember a time when I wouldn&#8217;t have made them.<\/p>\n<p>Oh. well, when in doubt, get a hat!<\/p>\n<p><\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/oracledoug.com\/images\/hotsos8.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/oracledoug.com\/images\/hotsos8.jpg?w=750\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, that&#8217;s me registered. Despite all my best efforts to get some sleep this afternoon and hopefully get myself back in sync, it didn&#8217;t happen. I went for a liquid lunch with David Aldridge who turns out to be the nice guy and cantankerous old British b*gger I expected and then spent the afternoon waiting&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/06\/hotsos-day-0\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hotsos &#8211; Day 0<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1095,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/01\/miracle-dbf-wrap-up\/","url_meta":{"origin":847,"position":0},"title":"Miracle DBF &#8211; Wrap-up","date":"October 1, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Why you should never let your host handle your registration (and no, the company name is not real)Still, at least deciding I was American got me into the best house and far enough from the Party House to get some sleep occassionally \ud83d\ude09Julian Dyke and I are waiting for our\u2026","rel":"","context":"With 1 comment","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1067,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/29\/my-openworld-story\/","url_meta":{"origin":847,"position":1},"title":"My Openworld Story","date":"August 29, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"There's been lots of chat in the Blogosphere (that link's one of many - here's another) about the upcoming Openworld conference and I know a few people who'll be attending. 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