{"id":958,"date":"2005-08-08T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-08T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/?p=958"},"modified":"2005-08-08T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-08T12:00:00","slug":"the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/08\/the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"The Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know this isn&#8217;t a breathtakingly original sentiment, but the new styles of communication facilitated by the Internet throw up new situations, or are they just the same old human quirks magnified? I&#8217;ve come across a few examples recently.<\/p>\n<p>On the down-side, there have been a few times when I&#8217;ve felt like staying uninvolved and just getting away from the internet for a while. I&#8217;m sure I could contribute a lot more to the online Oracle community but I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m alone in feeling that it&#8217;s a fairly aggressive and negative world out there in comp.databases.oracle.server and other forums. I&#8217;m not even sure that I&#8217;m completely against the &#8216;shouldn&#8217;t you sit down and read the manuals for a while and come back later?&#8217; type of response because I can understand where the posters are coming from. But if it&#8217;s turning people off who could maybe add something, surely that can&#8217;t be a good thing? It seems to me that there are &#8220;acceptable&#8221; and &#8220;unacceptable&#8221; questions and debates and when things start to get like that, I start to switch off.<\/p>\n<p>On the up-side, I&#8217;ve heard from a couple of old colleagues via email lately who&#8217;ve tracked me down via the blog or the px paper and that&#8217;s been an extremely pleasant surprise. I realised recently that I&#8217;ve worked with tons of people because of the nature of contracting and I&#8217;m starting to get to the embarassing stage (that I used to criticise my dad for)<span style=\"font-weight: bold\"><\/span> of not being able to instantly remember all of my ex-colleagues. So when they pop up to remind me, it makes my day, particularly when quite a few of them think that I helped them on their way with Oracle. (Unlike a lot of contractors I&#8217;ve come across, I love helping permies get up to speed because I think everyone gains in the end.)<\/p>\n<p>On the down-side, I just found out that an old mate who I haven&#8217;t seen for over 15 years has been hit by lung cancer and it sounds like it&#8217;s at a pretty advanced stage. This is a mixed one, because years ago I might not have heard about this until it was too late. Hopefully I can catch up with him soon.<\/p>\n<p>On the up-side, I&#8217;ve just received a small stack of copies of Select &#8211; the IOUG&#8217;s user magazine &#8211; with the px article in it. Sadly, after various people helped out in correcting the article and I tried to get the corrections in before the deadline, it looks like they&#8217;ve only been able to print my original (flawed) article. Which is disappointing and I&#8217;ll need to fire off a few apologies to the various contributors. So why is this on the up-side? Because I&#8217;m able to have a corrected version on-line at http:\/\/oracledoug.com\/px.html. I asked that a link to this be put in the article if they couldn&#8217;t get the changes in in time, but although there&#8217;s a link to my home page, the link to the paper isn&#8217;t explicit in the magazine. So, hopefully people will see this instead! For info, the biggest flaw by far is that, based on my prior knowledge of parallel DML, I insisted that there was only one px slave per partition on a partitioned table. Which is demonstrable rubbish. I know it&#8217;s demonstrable because that&#8217;s exactly what Tom Kyte and Jonathan Lewis did. (Doh!)<\/p>\n<p>So, if you&#8217;re a Select reader, check out the most up-to-date version online.<\/p>\n<p>Finally on the up-side, I enjoyed getting a few house-warming messages now that I&#8217;ve managed to make the move to blogger.com. I have to say that it seems like a much better experience so far. Now how <span style=\"font-weight: bold\">do<\/span> you all manage your RSS feeds to orablogs.com?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the internet just makes our community bigger and more varied and in some ways that&#8217;s actually harder to deal with than the small community of family and friends you might come across in the past. It definitely makes things a lot more interesting though!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know this isn&#8217;t a breathtakingly original sentiment, but the new styles of communication facilitated by the Internet throw up new situations, or are they just the same old human quirks magnified? I&#8217;ve come across a few examples recently. On the down-side, there have been a few times when I&#8217;ve felt like staying uninvolved and&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/08\/the-internet\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Internet<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1082,"url":"http:\/\/orcldoug.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/12\/oug-scotland-2006-conference-day-1\/","url_meta":{"origin":958,"position":0},"title":"OUG Scotland 2006 Conference &#8211; Day 1","date":"September 12, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"I originally tried to post this yesterday but lost my internet connection at a crucial moment \ud83d\ude41On Sunday evening I met up with Jeff Moss, Julian Dyke and Tom Brown in the bar of the Radisson. 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