- Whilst partaking of a pre-dinner aperitif with a lady who speaks Geordie, always leave the establishment a couple of paces behind her in case you need to pick up the bill she’s running away from.
- If the Chinese restaurant menu contains several ‘lung’ options, you may have picked up the one for the grown-ups by mistake. Your co-diners probably have the one you are looking for, the one that looks like the takeaway style menu you were hoping for. (Clue: If you can see lemon chicken on it, you’re probably safe)
- Never end up buying the last round in a hotel bar at the point where people have decided that double Single Malts (bit of a contradiction in there) are the way to go. �10? You can get them for a couple of shillings back home!
- It may seem like a good idea to put yourself forward as a model for fine ladies lingerie the following day, but it probably isn’t. Fortunately a lady is likely to discreetlyforget the incident.
Sounds like you were hanging out with Lisa…
I couldn’t possibly comment.
(You’re right, though)
No offence, but I could have done without reading point 4 …
😄
I could have done without saying it!
Trust me, I didn’t start that conversation …
Why is it that whenever I go out for a quiet night with friends, it ends up on a blog somewhere??
mfouhgh…it was just that you were so keen on putting yourself forward as a model as I recall.
Great event, good laff, roll on the next one!
obviously, mfouhgh was the word verification there and I was typing in the wrong control on the page!
doh!