I remember I said I wouldn’t do this any more, but last October, someone from Oracle Press contacted me by email because they’d noticed the following words on my website. “However, those aspects are well dealt with in Oracle Wait Interface: A Practical Guide to Performance Diagnostics and Tuning by multiple authors. I usually don’t… Continue reading Book Review – Oracle 11g New Features
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42
I’m 42 years old soon. 42 is quite a special number in the lives of a certain generation of British grammar school boys; geeks in general and admirers of Douglas Adams’ books in particular. For my part, I don’t think there’s anything special about the number at all but I loved the absurdity of Deep… Continue reading 42
The Reality Gap (5) – Conclusion
Time to wrap things up (if you’ll excuse the festive pun). Not because there aren’t numerous other examples of the gap between accepted wisdom and reality that I could laugh or sigh at, but because I want to revisit some old topics in the next week or so and then take a break for a… Continue reading The Reality Gap (5) – Conclusion
The Reality Gap (4) – It’s never the SAN
I’ve left one of my favourite topics for the penultimate episode of this mini-series. The more sites you work at and the more performance problems you work on, the more you begin to learn the one essential truth of modern system architecture. It’s never the SAN. Here’s a true story. Rest assured that I’ve watched… Continue reading The Reality Gap (4) – It’s never the SAN
A Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Sorry we’re so late sending out best wishes. Douglas claims he’s been busy again – hopefully buying us lots of nice presents 😉 [image no longer available] (Psssst … we’ve bought him a new camera for Christmas! We think he’s got us a new chair!)
Adverts – Catch-up
As a regular reader of Jonathan Lewis’ blog, I like the way he prefixes seminar announcements and the like with ‘Advert’. (I looked for an example to make sure it was ‘Advert’ and not ‘Advertisement’, but he deletes them after a few days!) That’s not to say he’s the only person who follows this practice,… Continue reading Adverts – Catch-up
Onwards and Upwards for the Oracle Blogger Community
I need to tread carefully, in case I get ticked off by Dave Edwards, but there’s some seriously good stuff floating around this week. The more the merrier, I say, particularly when they’re pushing up the standards. (Is that ok, Dave? Three links, and I didn’t add a single word of analysis!)
How Many Geeks …
… does it take to remove an SD card? I was vaguely aware of this picture being taken but hoped Mark Bobac might forget it 😉 Thanks to all concerned for their assistance.
Plagiarism – Final Update
… I hope Since my earlier posts about plagiarism have achieved their purpose. which were 1) To have copied slides removed from someone else’s presentation.2) To alert various user groups.3) To illustrate to the individual concerned the error of his ways and make a public example of him to others. I have removed the two… Continue reading Plagiarism – Final Update
UKOUG Days Three and Four
I was up pretty early on Wednesday to carry on working on my presentation. As I said to someone, once they saw how basic the content was, it would be difficult to see why it takes so long but a lot of it is tweaking with the flow and by going over it so many… Continue reading UKOUG Days Three and Four